Commercials

The other day, I saw some commercial that i found amusing so i just thought I'd share. The first one was a commercial for cargo bitters ( an alcoholic beverage I'm guessing gin or something of the sort). The commercial starts with this guy picking up the phone and saying hello. I don't know if he called someone or his phone rang but it turned out to be a wrong number. The voice on the other end was female so he decided to lay some "mack" down..lol and say that her voice sounded nice and then asked her could they meet in person. She agreed. So the man who is probably all of 5 ft tall, gets all dressed up (suited and booted) and hops in his mini cooper and heads to the location that they are going to meet. He then gets out of the car to wait and you can he's anxious cause you see him pacing back and forth. Then this big woman (I'm talking Aretha Franklin big) comes out of nowhere and says that she's who he's there to meet. He has this stunned look on his face but tries to hide it and remain polite and she asks was she what he was expecting. He replies, "naw your fine" (not in those words exactly) and then she says that she brought along two friends ca they come along too? He says sure and what'll you know two big girls (just like her) come out of the back and they all hop in his mini cooper, looking like sardines in a can and drive off. The last shots of the commercial are of the big girls dancing to the cargo bitters theme song and some random Asian guy making awkward faces. Hilarious.


The next commercial was one of a little girl in her house making cereal to eat. She goes to the refrigerator only to find that there's no milk for her cereal (don't you hate that?...lol). So she then goes to the living room and finds her older sister chilling with her boyfriend and low and behold what is the boyfriend holding but some milk. She goes and asks for the milk for her cereal and is brushed off rudely by her sister and the boyfriend. So she retreats and restrategizes and sees a cell phone lying on the table. She picks it up and then heads back to the living room and asks "Does dad know he is here?" waving the cell phone. Knowing that she's been caught the sister and her boyfriend give up the milk. A marquee shows above the little girls head reading pure genius which i found cute since the brand name of the product was pure milk. I think siskel and ebert would have given the commercial an a for effort. maybe not, but i thought it was cute.